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Person: omg how are your teeth so perfect

Me: sperm prevents tooth decay

Them: what

Me: what

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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“we live in a world where women are sexualized but can’t be sexual”
— one of my late night thoughts (via blazedzouis)

(Source: disnxy, via therenaissanceratchet)

My favorite thing about a man is his smile.

(Source: beenlaced, via real-liz-zing)

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

howtobeterrell:

cuntyspice:

How many black girls had this hairstyle for at least 2 yearbook pictures

Actually Kendell Jenner started this look. Google it.

lmaoo

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crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.


Look at this dapper fella

crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.

Look at this dapper fella

(via nikki-freakin-fabulous)

20daysofjune:

Rihanna somewhere smacking on some curry goat with a blunt tucked behind her ear like “SO DEM NUH WANN ME FI YODLE PON DI BLOODCLAAT FLAHHLESS REMIX TING?!”
image

Yaassssssss

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